Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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