- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

what looks like a banana? a penis

What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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