- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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