- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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