Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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