Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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