- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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