- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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