There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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