Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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