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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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