can you pass the soap?

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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