Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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