Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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