- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

John lazzaro likes dick

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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