- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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