How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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