Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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