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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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