yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

It's all Taggart

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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