- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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