- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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