- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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