- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

how do you call someone? use a phone

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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