- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

These Jokes suck.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Neither did she.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Allah walked into AK Bar

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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