- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

You idiot.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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