- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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