What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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Your adopted

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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