What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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haha

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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