How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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