- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Justin Bieber

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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