You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

a black man walks out of popeyes

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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