How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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One, two, three, four and five

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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