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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

A Chinese man fails a math test

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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