Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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