Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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Ross.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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Cancer

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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