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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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