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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What's better than a stick? A stone

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