Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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