- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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