Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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