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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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