knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What does greg and Ian have in common?

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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