why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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