A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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pobody's nerfect

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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bite me

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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