Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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Matthew Wyckoff

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You are joking right?

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Anti Joke

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