- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

The diamond one below is hilarious.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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