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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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