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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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