Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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