What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Anti Joke

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