Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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