Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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woman's rights

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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