Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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