Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

The american education system.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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