- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

Read a Book.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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