- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

school homewrok

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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