- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

The chickens have become self-aware!

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Fat? Jesse Z

Chris is hairy

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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