- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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