- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

I'm so punny.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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