- Anti Joke

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint