Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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Cripples are lame.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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