- Anti Joke

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

knock knock come in

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere