- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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