You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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