- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Roses are red Im adopted

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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