A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Anti Joke

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