- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Latvia isn't a joke

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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