- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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