What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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