- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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