- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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