- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Alchohol.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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