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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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