what is big and white? Your Mom

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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u know whats a crime? rape

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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i dont fisish anythi

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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