Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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your no better than a cockroach

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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