What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

what came first the chicken or the chips

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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