What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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