What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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