- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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