- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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