3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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