- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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