- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Apple hates Blackberry.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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