- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

Where would canada be without nature? still here

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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