There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Knock Knock.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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