- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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