- Anti Joke

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization