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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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