What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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