roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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