What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

How old are you? 7

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Rylan Clark

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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