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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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