Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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