- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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