What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Guest what in the butt

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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