- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

I'm Batman.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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