Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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