What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

I'm homeless.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

A gay man watches football.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

Boxing on Boxing Day

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Peas

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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