- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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