- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

How about that airline food?

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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