- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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