- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Camerons hair is Curly..

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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