- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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