is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

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