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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

No your aunties a joke

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

whats 2+2? 4

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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