- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

The child was fired from his job.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

someone called someone else a frog

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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