- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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