- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Dwarf Shortage

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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