- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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