how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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