- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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