A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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