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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Dead girls can't say no.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Dead girls can't say no.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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