- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

A russian gives away vodka.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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