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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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