- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Lil Wayne

Yes

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

There's my tractor.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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