- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Click here to end the world.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

pull my finger (farts)

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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