What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting constantly tortured for hours non-stop by getting your eyebrows plucked out one by one and getting your teeth pulled out and getting your arms cut open by a razor and getting your nose twisted off and getting your nipples ripped off by a pair of pliers and getting your toenails scraped off by a knife and getting a needle shoved into your eyes and getting a sword stuffed up your arse and getting your penis split in two like a hotdog and getting your balls smashed up by a sledgehammer so the sperm inside goes everywhere. I think that would be worse than dropping a dollar down the drain.

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Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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Phew... it's gone.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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