- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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