What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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What did the octopus say to the lion? Nothing, because the likely hood of a lion and an octopus meeting is incredibly slim, as an octopus is a sea creature, and a lion isn't. A lion and an octopus cant even communicate with each other anyway, so even if they did come across each other they wouldn’t be able to talk. Octopi are also anti-social creatures by nature so I can say with some confidence that the lion and the octopus will not have a convocation. Written By JAMES!

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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