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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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