Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Neither have I

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Knock Knock Who did that?

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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