There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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A hill billy went fishing

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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i'm hard

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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I have an idea! You leave.

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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