- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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