Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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