There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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