- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

I like the color potato.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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