- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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