- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

How you know when dislextic

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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