Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

A drunk guy walks into a car

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

This statement is false.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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