- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Whats brown and smells bad poo

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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