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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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A seal walks into a club.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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